We’ve all been there. That classic moment when Dad tells a joke, followed by an awkward silence and an eye roll, drawn-out groan, or “Oh, DAD!” Our family absolutely loves to joke around and be funny! After all, it's much more fun to go through life happy and laughing than anything else, right!? Introducing “The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes,” a new book featuring 1,001+ punny jokes your pops will love telling over and over and over...
With this massive collection of one-liners and oh-so-clever quips, no dad will ever lack groan-inducing material to make his kids (and spouse) facepalm. This book includes such winners as:
- ”Fish are probably the most musical of all non-human critters because of their scales.”
- ”Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.”
- ”After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.”
- ”Supposedly, if you have a dictionary in the house, you’ll never be at a loss for words.”
The book is broken down into categories like Occupations, Sports, Famous Names and Events, Military, just to name a few. I do have to warn you, the author must have loved cows lol! There are a ton of jokes pertaining to cows. My husband has this book next to his chair and always ready to go when the kids want to come at him. Lately we seem to be having "joke" competitions in our home.
Kid tested and approved, this book is the perfect Father’s Day gift as well as a must-have for all wordsmiths and pun-lovers.